Most would you rather lists are full of easy ones. Nobody's torn between a million dollars and a paper cut. These questions are built to split a room down the middle, so someone always ends up defending a choice they can't quite explain. To play, read one out and everyone picks in secret, then 3, 2, 1 — everyone reveals their answers at the same time. Whoever lands in the minority has to defend themselves. Good luck, ya WYRDOs.
Funny would you rather questions for friends
- Would you rather end every story you tell with “and that's when the police arrived” or start every story with “this isn't very interesting, but…”?
- Would you rather be stuck in a lift all day with your most boring friend or your most dramatic friend?
- Would you rather have every laugh come out as a goose honk or an evil-villain cackle?
- Would you rather have a friend who laughs at everything you say, including bad news or a friend who never laughs, then texts “haha” an hour later?
- Would you rather let your friends pick your next haircut or let your mum pick your next tattoo?
- Would you rather have every karaoke song you pick last nine minutes or have the mic cut out right before every chorus?
- Would you rather have a friend who spoils every show you're watching or a friend who talks through every episode you watch together?
- Would you rather always talk a little too loudly or always stand a little too close?
- Would you rather sing “Happy Birthday” solo at every party you go to or have everyone sing it to you whenever you walk into a room?
- Would you rather tell every story with full sound effects or tell every story in the third person?
- Would you rather always be the one taking the group photo or always be the one blinking in it?
Funny would you rather questions about everyday life
- Would you rather shout “I'm home!” every time you walk into a shop or say “thanks, driver” every time you get out of a lift?
- Would you rather have autocorrect turn every “thanks” into “thanks, babe” or every “sorry” into “not sorry”?
- Would you rather have your phone stuck on 2% battery forever, but never die or have it always show 100%, then die at random?
- Would you rather say “you too” every time a waiter says “enjoy your meal” or wave back at everyone who's actually waving at someone behind you?
- Would you rather introduce yourself by full name to every dog you pass or say a proper goodbye to every room you leave?
- Would you rather always fly in front of a kid who kicks your seat or always fly behind someone who reclines all the way?
- Would you rather have a friend who replies instantly, but only ever with “k” or a friend who replies three days later with an essay?
- Would you rather have your shower turn ice-cold for three seconds every day, at random or have every hot drink go straight from too hot to stone-cold?
- Would you rather always get the shopping trolley with the wonky wheel or always queue behind someone paying in coins?
- Would you rather always get the wobbly table at cafés or always get the seat right under the air-con?
Would you rather always be stuck behind someone who moves agonisingly slowly but smells incredible or be stuck behind someone who moves quickly but smells terrible?A real card from the WYRDO Family Friendly-ish deck, base game · See the pack
Funny would you rather questions for families
- Would you rather do a 10-hour road trip with no music or with one song on repeat, chosen by the youngest passenger?
- Would you rather watch every movie with someone who asks “who's that?” every five minutes or someone who falls asleep, then swears they saw the whole thing?
- Would you rather share a bedroom with a sibling until you move out or share a phone with a sibling until you move out?
- Would you rather sit next to the relative who asks “seeing anyone yet?” every Christmas or the one with 600 holiday photos to show you?
- Would you rather only eat green food for a month or only eat beige food for a month?
- Would you rather have your nan join your friends' group chat or have your grandad join your sports team?
- Would you rather let out a loud “oof” every time you sit down or say “right then!” every time you stand up?
- Would you rather go on a family holiday where all phones are banned or one where Dad plans every minute on a spreadsheet?
- Would you rather settle every family argument with a dance-off or with rock-paper-scissors, best of 51?
- Would you rather have your family recreate your worst baby photo every year or wear matching family outfits on every day out?
Funny would you rather questions for teens
- Would you rather have your weekly screen time read out at school assembly or have your most-played song blast every time you walk into class?
- Would you rather fall asleep in class and snore like a lawnmower or fall asleep in class and mumble your crush's name?
- Would you rather have your parents use all your slang, slightly wrong or have your parents start dressing exactly like you?
- Would you rather have your phone read every text out loud at full volume or have every photo you take post itself instantly?
- Would you rather be added to a group chat with all your teachers or a group chat with all your parents' friends?
- Would you rather have your dad as your substitute teacher once a week or have your mum come on every school trip?
- Would you rather unlock your phone by singing your passcode out loud or unlock it by doing one full lunge?
- Would you rather have your mum comment on every post you make or have your dad post himself doing every dance trend you do?
- Would you rather have everyone at school find out your family nickname or have your teachers call you by your gamer tag?
- Would you rather sign off every text with your full name or end every text with a winky face, even to your coach?
- Would you rather do every group project with someone who does nothing or with someone who redoes all your work without asking?
Funny would you rather questions for work
- Would you rather end every work email with “Big hugs xx” or start every work email with “Per my last email”?
- Would you rather have your lunch stolen from the office fridge every Friday or get asked “got a sec?” every day at 4:59pm?
- Would you rather have your out-of-office reply written by a 10-year-old or have your work bio written by your mum?
- Would you rather have your boss move in next door or have your boss join your group of friends?
- Would you rather have your mic unmute itself for one random minute every call or have your camera switch on for one random minute every call?
- Would you rather answer every “how are you?” at work with the full, honest truth or only ever be able to say “living the dream”?
- Would you rather sit next to the colleague who microwaves fish every day or the colleague who whistles through their teeth all day?
- Would you rather have your desk right next to the toilets or have your desk right outside your boss's office?
Funny would you rather questions for adults
- Would you rather have your ex become your partner's best mate or have your ex become your mum's best friend?
- Would you rather have your nan sit in on every first date or have every date read a review of you written by your ex?
- Would you rather accidentally send a flirty text to the family group chat or get a flirty text your mum meant to send your dad?
- Would you rather have a bed so squeaky the neighbours know when you roll over or walls so thin the neighbours join in on your arguments?
- Would you rather have your in-laws overhear your pet names for each other or overhear your honest review of their Christmas lunch?
- Would you rather have your dating profile show your rideshare passenger rating or show your average reply time to texts?
- Would you rather accidentally like your ex's new partner's beach photo from 2019 or accidentally video-call your crush at 2am?
- Would you rather have your voice go sultry every time you order at a drive-thru or have your voice crack every time you flirt?
- Would you rather be seated at the kids' table at every wedding or be seated at the singles' table, with name tags?
- Would you rather wake up after every big night out with a new pet or with a non-refundable flight somewhere random?
- Would you rather only ever use toilets with a glass door or only ever use toilets with a broken lock?
Would you rather uncontrollably wink every time you make eye contact with someone or uncontrollably lick your lips every time someone says your name?A real card from the WYRDO Adults Only deck, base game · See the pack
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