59 Halloween would you rather questions, sorted by how much sleep you're willing to lose. It starts kid-friendly: costumes, candy and monsters who mostly just want to help with homework. Then it gets properly creepy for teens and up, and finishes with an adults-only round of dark, funny questions for after the little ones are in bed. Each section is spookier than the last, so stop wherever your crowd should. Then read one out and watch the room split down the middle.
Halloween would you rather questions for kids
- Would you rather have your costume come to life at midnight or have everyone else's costume come to life instead?
- Would you rather dress up as your teacher for Halloween or have your teacher dress up as you?
- Would you rather only get candy if you make the person at the door scream or only get candy if you make them laugh?
- Would you rather dress as a giant Brussels sprout and get double candy or wear any costume you like and get the normal amount?
- Would you rather trick-or-treat as a ghost whose eye holes keep slipping or trick-or-treat as a T. rex whose arms can't reach your bag?
- Would you rather get giant chocolate bars from a house with a creepy doll at the door or get toothbrushes from a house with a puppy at the door?
- Would you rather trick-or-treat with a grandparent who chats for ages at every door or trick-or-treat with a little cousin who screams at every plastic skeleton?
- Would you rather have Halloween every month but only get one piece of candy each time or have Halloween once every ten years and get a whole truckload?
- Would you rather eat chocolate that screams when you bite it or eat lollies that tell a terrible joke when you unwrap them?
- Would you rather have a monster under your bed who does your homework but snores or have a ghost in your wardrobe who tidies your room but steals socks?
- Would you rather wear a fluffy werewolf suit on a boiling hot night or wear a cardboard robot costume in the pouring rain?
- Would you rather have a scarecrow follow you to school every day or have a jack-o'-lantern repeat everything you say?
- Would you rather sleep upside down like a bat every night or sleep in a cobweb hammock next to a friendly spider?
Funny Halloween would you rather questions
- Would you rather cackle like a witch every time you laugh or howl like a wolf every time you see the moon?
- Would you rather have a haunted toilet that tells you jokes or have a haunted fridge that screams every time you open it?
- Would you rather turn into a bat every time you sneeze or turn into a black cat every time you hiccup?
- Would you rather walk like a zombie for a whole school day or talk like Dracula for a whole school day?
- Would you rather carry a pumpkin that lights up every time you fib or have hair that stands on end every time you're scared?
- Would you rather share your house with a ghost who vacuums at 3am or share your house with a ghost who borrows your clothes and keeps them?
- Would you rather own a witch's broom that only flies at walking speed or own a cauldron that brews any potion, but they all taste like socks?
- Would you rather be able to see ghosts, but they only talk about the weather or be able to talk to spiders, but they only gossip about you?
Scary would you rather questions
- Would you rather be the last one awake at a sleepover or be the first one asleep?
- Would you rather find a photo on your phone of you asleep, taken last night or find a new contact in your phone saved as “Don't answer”?
- Would you rather be the only person who can see the figure across the street or be the only person who can't?
- Would you rather hear footsteps upstairs in a house with no upstairs or hear scratching inside the wall right behind your pillow?
- Would you rather knock at a house that's been empty for years and watch the door open or take candy from an unattended bowl and hear “Only one each” from inside?
- Would you rather be the seeker and find one more hider than started the game or be the hider and hear “found you” from inside your hiding spot?
- Would you rather open your front door to find your exact double or get a call from your own voice begging you not to come home?
- Would you rather find the same stranger in the background of all your old photos or find yourself in a stranger's photos from before you were born?
- Would you rather find a room in your house that isn't on any floor plan or find out someone's been quietly living in your attic?
- Would you rather have your reflection always move a second late or have your shadow sometimes move when you don't?
- Would you rather hear a second voice on the baby monitor while babysitting or have your smart speaker answer questions nobody in the house asked?
- Would you rather wake every morning with muddy feet and no idea why or wake every morning to a new drawing on your wall you don't remember making?
- Would you rather live in a town where everyone smiles a little too long or live in a town where nobody ever blinks?
- Would you rather be followed forever by a slow zombie that never stops or be chased by a fast zombie for just one night?
- Would you rather have your dog growl at the same empty corner every night or have your cat refuse to ever set foot in your bedroom?
- Would you rather spend a night alone in your school after everyone's gone home or spend a night alone in a theme park with one ride still running?
- Would you rather have the glow stars on your ceiling slowly spell out your name or have your old teddy bear face a different way every morning?
Would you rather forget who you are or forget who everyone else is?A real card from the WYRDO Adults Only deck, base game · See the pack
Would you rather know exactly how long you'll live but not how you'll die or know exactly how you'll die but not when?A real card from the WYRDO Adults Only deck, base game · See the pack
Halloween would you rather questions for adults
- Would you rather be possessed by a demon every Friday night or be possessed by a demon every Monday morning?
- Would you rather spend eternity haunting your ex or spend eternity being haunted by your ex?
- Would you rather live rent-free in a genuinely haunted house or pay double rent for a perfectly normal one?
- Would you rather have your camera roll shown as the slideshow at your funeral or have your search history read out as your eulogy?
- Would you rather be haunted by a ghost who likes your ex's old photos from your account or be haunted by a ghost who hits reply-all on your work emails?
- Would you rather be haunted by every spider you've ever killed or be haunted by every houseplant you've let die?
- Would you rather die first in a horror movie or survive and have to star in all seven sequels?
- Would you rather share a house with a demon who leaves passive-aggressive notes on the fridge or share a house with a poltergeist who reorganises your kitchen every night?
- Would you rather come back as a ghost who can only knock things off shelves or come back as a ghost who can only make the wifi drop out?
- Would you rather push your date in front of you through a haunted house or scream so loudly the actors break character to check on you?
- Would you rather spend the whole party explaining your very clever costume or have everyone assume you didn't dress up?
- Would you rather sell your soul for a perfect parking spot every time or sell your soul to never have a hangover again?
- Would you rather survive the zombie apocalypse with your in-laws or survive the zombie apocalypse with your whole office?
- Would you rather hold a séance and reach a relative who just asks why you're still single or hold a séance and reach a famous historical figure who's incredibly boring?
- Would you rather run out of candy by 7pm and hide in the dark all night or hand out apples and face the kids' silent judgement?
- Would you rather host a Halloween party where one guest stays in character all night or host a Halloween party where nobody else bothers to dress up?
Would you rather eat the person to your left or eat the person to your right?A real card from the WYRDO Food & Festers expansion · See the pack
Want more for your next party or game night?
The WYRDO card game comes with two decks: Family Friendly-ish for when the kids are playing, and Adults Only for after bedtime. Shuffle in Dark & Twisted when the grown-ups want it properly grim.
