In WYRDO (pronounced 'weirdo'), everyone secretly picks A or B, then 3, 2, 1 — everyone reveals their answers at the same time. Whoever lands in the minority is the WYRDO and has to defend their logic to the room. So every question below is strange on purpose and balanced on purpose, written to split a room down the middle. Read one out at a party, on a road trip or in the group chat, count it down, and find out who the real WYRDO is.
Weird would you rather questions
- Would you rather have a random goose appear in the background of every photo you're in or have faint bagpipes play under every video you film?
- Would you rather find out your pet could talk the whole time and just chose not to or find out your pet has a second family three doors down?
- Would you rather have every room you walk into get 2 degrees colder or have every room you leave break into polite applause?
- Would you rather start every sentence with 'fun fact' or end every sentence with 'but I could be wrong'?
- Would you rather have every message you send sound slightly passive-aggressive or have every message you send sound slightly flirty?
- Would you rather be followed everywhere by one extremely loyal duck or be followed everywhere by a crab that clearly doesn't like you?
- Would you rather end every phone call with 'love you', even calls with the bank or answer every phone call with 'what do you want'?
- Would you rather have a theme song play whenever you enter a room, picked by your parents or have one picked by your group chat?
- Would you rather never be allowed to say goodbye, you just have to walk out or have to say goodbye to every single person at least three times?
- Would you rather live with a ghost that leaves notes critiquing your cooking or live with a ghost that sighs loudly every time you open the fridge?
- Would you rather share your house with a possum that screams at 3am every night or get swooped by the same magpie every single morning?
- Would you rather have a house cat the size of a horse, same attitude or be the size of a house cat for a year?
Weirdest would you rather questions ever
- Would you rather have every chair you sit on let out a tired sigh or have every bed you lie on whisper 'finally'?
- Would you rather live in a house where every door is slightly too short or live in a house where every stair is a slightly different height?
- Would you rather have your inner monologue play out loud for one random hour a day or wear a sign that always shows your exact mood?
- Would you rather permanently pick up the accent of the last person you spoke to or only refer to yourself in the third person, using your full name?
- Would you rather have your ears go bright red every time you lie or sneeze every time someone lies to you?
- Would you rather reply to every text with a voice note over two minutes long or reply to every text with a single emoji?
- Would you rather yawn uncontrollably every time someone says 'I love you' or have your stomach growl loudly every time a room goes quiet?
- Would you rather have every pillow smell faintly of a stranger's shampoo or have every towel feel slightly damp, even straight from the dryer?
- Would you rather have every automatic door open three seconds too late for you or have every lift you enter stop at every single floor?
- Would you rather remember all your past lives (most of them were snails) or know exactly what you'll come back as next (it's a seagull)?
- Would you rather have a sports commentator call every attempt you make at parallel parking or have a nature documentary narrator describe everything you eat?
Weird superpower would you rather questions (every power has a catch)
- Would you rather have a remote that can mute anyone for ten minutes or have a remote that can fast-forward any conversation?
- Would you rather know exactly when anyone last showered or know the exact weight of anything you look at?
- Would you rather have every crow in town bring you small shiny gifts or have every pigeon in town owe you one favour?
- Would you rather see anyone's screen time just by looking at them or know the last song anyone listened to just by looking at them?
- Would you rather get any song stuck in someone's head by pointing at them or never get a song stuck in your own head again?
- Would you rather have super strength, but only in your little finger or have super speed, but only while walking backwards?
- Would you rather teleport anywhere, but you always arrive in the nearest public toilet or fly, but only at walking pace and 30 centimetres off the ground?
- Would you rather understand bees, but they only ever talk about work or understand houseplants, but they only ever complain?
- Would you rather undo the last thing you said, once a day or get a five-second preview of how anyone will react before you speak?
- Would you rather control the weather, but only in a one-metre bubble around you or change the temperature of any drink just by staring at it?
- Would you rather be immune to brain freeze forever or be immune to stubbed toes forever?
Mind-bending would you rather questions
- Would you rather have every lie you've ever told suddenly come true or have to keep every promise you've ever broken, by Friday?
- Would you rather find out your life is a reality show watched by 11 devoted fans or find out it's watched by millions who find you mildly boring?
- Would you rather wake up and everyone insists your name has always been Gary or wake up and everyone insists ducks have always barked?
- Would you rather find out you're a character in someone else's dream or find out everyone else is a character in yours?
- Would you rather get one text a week from a parallel-universe version of you or get one voicemail a year from your future self, just one word long?
- Would you rather hear everything two seconds late or see everything two seconds late?
- Would you rather live in a world where dogs can talk, but only tell brutal truths or live in one where cats can talk, but only ever lie?
- Would you rather know every secret in your town but never tell anyone or have your whole town know one of your secrets, but never learn which?
- Would you rather be the main character in a horror movie (and know it) or be an extra in a romcom for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather live in a musical but be unable to sing or live in a silent film but be unable to stop talking?
- Would you rather see subtitles of what everyone actually means or have everyone see subtitles of what you actually mean?
- Would you rather see your life through a third-person camera, like a video game or have a minimap showing where everyone you know is, always?
- Would you rather have your dreams play on the TV for anyone at home to watch or have to dream your neighbour's dreams instead of your own?
Unhinged would you rather questions (the creepy-weird ones)
- Would you rather wake up every day with one memory that isn't yours or wake up every day missing one memory, and never know which?
- Would you rather get a call from your own number at 3:07am every night or find one extra cup in your sink every morning that nobody used?
- Would you rather spend the afterlife as a bank's hold music or spend the afterlife as the voice of a self-checkout machine?
- Would you rather live forever, but slowly turn into a tree over 500 years or die at 80, then haunt anyone you like for ten years?
- Would you rather always hear faint lift music nobody else can hear or always feel like someone just said your name in the next room?
- Would you rather have an owl silently watch you sleep every night or wake up every morning to find your shoes lined up facing your bed?
- Would you rather meet a version of you who made every opposite choice or meet a version of you who made all the same choices, but is happier?
- Would you rather know the meaning of life right now, but it's really disappointing or never know it, but believe right to the end that it's amazing?
- Would you rather know how you'll die, but only as one cryptic word or know the day of the week you'll die, but not the year?
Want more questions like these?
The WYRDO card game has 216 of them, plus the cards that make being the odd one out cost you. Or play today's free WYRDO question and see whether you're in the minority.
